About Me

A wordsmith, nomad, shutterbug, and a bit of a foodie, here is a taste of what I do.


Today’s Menu

  • To start you off is a delectable sampling from my portfolio
  • Followed by a spec ad or two for your discerning taste-buds
  • Feed your dark comedy funny bone reading Simply Delusional
  • Satisfy your sweet tooth with some photographic eye candy


    • Enjoy! Oh, don’t forget about your comment card.

    Thanks much and come again.

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    Heinz

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    Script: TV Ad – 30 sec.

    Critic: Well, I think this gifted artist…
    Goth: He feels my inner darkness.
    German: The pride of my country.
    Girlfriend: He is my main squeeze.
    Critic: He’ll be a star!
    German: Heroic!
    Critic: He’ll be a star baby, a star!
    Goth: Such an emotional palette. (cries in a whimper)
    Girlfriend: Ya know, he’s a real hands full.
    Always running out on me.
    But I’ll get him back! Seriously.
    Critic: (in background-“This gifted artist”)
    What don’t you get?
    It’s red!
    It’s tasteful!
    German: (in German)
    Rot (red)!
    Geschmackvoll (tasteful, full of taste)!

    Stride Gum

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    Script: Radio Ad – 1 min.

    Show Host (H): Okay, we’re back with Chad Binkley.

    Stride Man (SM): (gallantly) That’s Stride Man!

    H: Okay, Stride Man, you’re a self-proclaimed Stride gum super hero, right?

    SM: Correct! Stride Man never gets old and lives in a secret fortress.

    H: Please! Your comb over doesn’t exactly scream you’re forever young.

    SM: (Gasps loudly)

    H: And the impenetrable fortress, also known as your bedroom stacked with moldy pizza boxes, is in the very secret location of your mom’s basement.

    SM: (whimpering) You’re kinda mean.

    H: Believe me, it’s for your own good. So what do you do?

    SM: (heroic) Stride Man brings you the gum of long lasting flavor!

    H: So you give Stride gum its long lasting flavor?

    SM: (sheepishly) Well, no I just bring it to people.

    H: (bored) Wow. Exhilarating.

    SM: Stride Man commands you to leave him alone!

    H: Well that’s not going to happen, Chad.

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    Jamie Romatowski

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